{"product_id":"morning-wood-september-20th","title":"Morning Wood | September 20th","description":"\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-(--header-height)\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003csection class=\"text-token-text-primary w-full focus:outline-none [--shadow-height:45px] has-data-writing-block:pointer-events-none has-data-writing-block:-mt-(--shadow-height) has-data-writing-block:pt-(--shadow-height) [\u0026amp;:has([data-writing-block])\u0026gt;*]:pointer-events-auto [content-visibility:auto] supports-[content-visibility:auto]:[contain-intrinsic-size:auto_100lvh] R6Vx5W_threadScrollVars scroll-mb-[calc(var(--scroll-root-safe-area-inset-bottom,0px)+var(--thread-response-height))] scroll-mt-[calc(var(--header-height)+min(200px,max(70px,20svh)))]\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"text-base my-auto mx-auto pb-10 [--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-xs,calc(var(--spacing)*4))] @w-sm\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-sm,calc(var(--spacing)*6))] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-margin:var(--thread-content-margin-lg,calc(var(--spacing)*16))] px-(--thread-content-margin)\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"[--thread-content-max-width:40rem] @w-lg\/main:[--thread-content-max-width:48rem] mx-auto max-w-(--thread-content-max-width) flex-1 group\/turn-messages focus-visible:outline-hidden relative flex w-full min-w-0 flex-col agent-turn\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex max-w-full flex-col gap-4 grow\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"auto\" class=\"min-h-8 text-message relative flex w-full flex-col items-end gap-2 text-start break-words whitespace-normal outline-none keyboard-focused:focus-ring [.text-message+\u0026amp;]:mt-1\" tabindex=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"flex w-full flex-col gap-1 empty:hidden\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"markdown prose dark:prose-invert w-full wrap-break-word dark markdown-new-styling\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMorning Wood: Smear the Queer\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSunday, September 20th\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🏈🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eReady to get in the game? Morning Wood is kicking off the season with \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e \u003cstrong\u003eSmear the Queer\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, where the uniforms are hot, the bullies are tough, and everybody's looking for a little extra \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eaction on the field.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThrow on your favorite team's jersey, show off those game-day legs, and come ready to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003etackle the morning\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e with the boys. - There's a position for everyone and coach is putting you in! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpect big hits, tight jerseys, sweaty players, and enough football energy to keep things \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003efully charged\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e all night long. Bring your team spirit, your best touchdown dance, and maybe a little extra padding - because things are about to get physical.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo get ready to \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003escore some points -\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e n\u003cspan\u003eo matter who's on your roster, we're all playing for the same prize: a touchdown! \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏈🍑🔥\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/section\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you haven't already, please make sure to fill out our \u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/docs.google.com\/forms\/d\/e\/1FAIpQLScQDE3J4GdKWhvfEy1S2j_UVWz4RU8p8pNVlPY3iG7KBkukTQ\/alreadyresponded\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eOrientation Form\u003c\/a\u003e - thank you!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll tickets are non-refundable, but are transferable 48 hours before each event. Please email loads@morningwoodparty.com for details. \u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Morning Wood Party","offers":[{"title":"Non-Member","offer_id":49574610239703,"sku":null,"price":40.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Member","offer_id":49574610272471,"sku":null,"price":0.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/8664\/1623\/files\/18_1abb9789-23cd-486b-9701-f9d6d2c82040.png?v=1786484954","url":"https:\/\/www.morningwoodparty.com\/products\/morning-wood-september-20th","provider":"Morning Wood Party","version":"1.0","type":"link"}