Morning Wood | September 20th

Morning Wood: Smear the Queer
Sunday, September 20th 🏈🔥

Ready to get in the game? Morning Wood is kicking off the season with Smear the Queer, where the uniforms are hot, the bullies are tough, and everybody's looking for a little extra action on the field.

Throw on your favorite team's jersey, show off those game-day legs, and come ready to tackle the morning with the boys. - There's a position for everyone and coach is putting you in! 

Expect big hits, tight jerseys, sweaty players, and enough football energy to keep things fully charged all night long. Bring your team spirit, your best touchdown dance, and maybe a little extra padding - because things are about to get physical.

So get ready to score some points - no matter who's on your roster, we're all playing for the same prize: a touchdown! 🏈🍑🔥