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IT IS ALL ABOUT OUR ANNUAL MEMBERSHIP!
Annual Membership
Become a Morning Wood Annual Member 🌈🔥
For the guys who like to stay ahead of the rise - our Annual Membership is your all-access pass to the world of Morning Wood. For $399/year, your membership includes:
- A ticket to each of our monthly parties (must RSVP)
- Shout-Out and added to our private Members-Only Group Chat 😜
- Discount on merch (coming soon!)
- Invited to our Annual Members-Only Party (announcing in 2026)
That's 13 events a year + everything else coming in 2026!
It’s your VIP key to insider perks, early invites, and a community that knows how to keep the good times coming ALL year-round. Thank you for supporting Morning Wood and what we do!
Morning Wood | December 7th
Morning Wood: Holiday Onesies & Mischief
Sunday, December 7th: 10am - 2pm 🎄✨
Get zipped, cozy, and just a little bit naughty—Morning Wood is ringing in the holidays with a Onesies & Mischief party that’s equal parts festive and flirty. Slip into your favorite onesie (the softer, the sillier, the sexier, the better) and join us for a morning where comfort meets chaos and the holiday spirit gets very spirited.
Expect playful beats, cheeky surprises, and a room full of guys looking cute, cuddly, and maybe a little too warm for all the right reasons. Whether you’re rocking reindeer ears, holiday prints, or that dangerously low-cut onesie you “only wear inside,” this is the winter warm-up you won’t want to miss.
Grab your squad, zip up, and get ready for a holly jolly good time.
Details will be emailed closer to the event - see you on December 7th!
Morning Wood | January 18th
Morning Wood: Cowboys & Hankies
Sunday, January 18th: 10am - 2pm
Saddle up, boys - it’s time to ride. 🤠 Morning Wood is back with a Cowboys & Hankies bash that’s all about boots, belts, and a little bad behavior.
We’re turning the party into a honky-tonk playground where boots meet desire and everyone’s got a little dust (and glitter) to take off. Whether you’re a lone ranger, a city slicker, or just here to lasso some fun, grab your bandana and join the roundup.
Details will be sent closer to the event - see you on January 18th!
Morning Wood | February 15th
Morning Wood: Jocks & Muscle
Sunday, February 15th: 10am - 2pm
Time to flex, boys - Morning Wood is bringing the heat with Jocks & Muscle, our most thirst-quenching party yet. 🏋️💦
Strip down to your varsity best, show off that gym flex, and bring your A-game for a night where biceps, sweatbands, and body heat take center stage. Whether you’re rocking classic jockstraps, sporty shorts, or just those post-pump vibes, this one’s all about confidence, connection, and a whole lot of cheeky competition.
Expect high-energy beats, jaw-dropping views, and the kind of locker room fun that’s strictly for after hours.
So tighten that waistband, oil up those arms, and get ready to score—because at Morning Wood, everyone’s a winner. 🏆
Details will be sent closer to the event - see you on February 15th!
Morning Wood Adventure in Puerto Vallarta 🌞🍑🌴
Morning Wood: Cheeky Pool Club Takeover
April 9–15th • Puerto Vallarta 🌞🍑🌴
Pack light—or don’t pack clothes at all—because Morning Wood is taking over Cheeky Pool Club, Puerto Vallarta’s iconic clothing-optional gay resort, for four days of sun, skin, and unapologetic fun.
Cheeky Pool Club is a plant-lush, boutique pool bar tucked inside a private courtyard in Zona Romántica. We’re gay-focused and proudly inclusive - welcoming everybody and every body to unwind with frozen classics and friendly, flirty service.
Expect sexy vibes, unforgettable moments, and that signature Morning Wood energy that brings boys together in all the best ways. 🌴💦
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Don't take our word for it - check out what others are saying!
“Since going to Morning Wood, I’ve definitely gotten more confident with flirting with boys in public spaces, in a manner that I didn’t have beforehand. So thank you!”
- Bobby
"I love a horny energy! This party makes me feel comfortable and hot!"
- Maxwell
"Let's Party! I love a good time and a great time - this has both!"
- Landon
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LET'S CHAT FAQ'S
What is this party about?
What is this party about?
Morning Wood is all about good TIMES, sexy VIBES, and ‘hard’-to-forget smiles. We’re here for the guys who wake up feeling a fantasy (friends INVITED) and want to spend their morning BEING horny friends AND PLAYFUL conversation.
Always inclusive, always cheeky.
Creating a community of gay men who enjoy ‘horny-mornings’ that get you out of bed and off with BUDDIES. Rise and shine, GET ready for a good time.
Eligibility and Membership
Eligibility and Membership
Morning Wood is a private, invitation-only event for individuals 21 years of age or older. All prospective attendees must complete an orientation form and agree to the terms outlined herein. Submission of an application does not guarantee membership or an invitation.
Morning Wood reserves the right to approve or deny any application at its sole discretion and to revoke membership or access to any event at any time, for any reason, including but not limited to violations of community guidelines, disrespectful conduct, or any behavior deemed inappropriate by the event organizers.
Code of Conduct
Code of Conduct
All guests are expected to maintain a respectful, consensual, and mature environment. Any form of harassment, non-consensual contact, or breach of community trust will result in immediate removal and permanent ban from future events.
Phones must be checked and not used within common areas. Unauthorized photography or videography is strictly prohibited.
Safety & Liability
Safety & Liability
All attendees are required to complete a one-time digital Waiver and Liability Release Form before attending and will be required to fill out and sign a paper waiver and liability form the first time they attend a Morning Wood event.
Morning Wood takes all reasonable precautions to ensure a safe and secure space, but cannot be held liable for any personal injury, lost or stolen property, or other incidents that occur during or after the event.
Privacy Policy
Privacy Policy
We respect your privacy. Personal information submitted through the member application or waiver is kept confidential and used solely for the purpose of vetting, communication, and event management. Your data is never sold or shared with third parties.
Photos and videos taken by the Morning Wood team (if applicable) will be captured only in designated areas and with full consent. No identifiable imagery of guests will ever be publicly shared without explicit permission.
Right of Refusal
Right of Refusal
Morning Wood is a privately hosted event. The hosts and event organizers reserve the absolute right to deny entry or revoke access at any time, with or without explanation. This includes—but is not limited to—violations of stated rules, disruptive behavior, or any conduct deemed to compromise the integrity, safety, or energy of the experience.
Event Details & Cancellations
Event Details & Cancellations
Event details, including location and access instructions, are provided only to approved guests. All event donations are final and non-refundable, except in cases where an event is cancelled by the organizers.
Agreement to Terms
Agreement to Terms
By applying for membership, submitting any form on this site, offering an event donation, or attending a Morning Wood event, you agree to abide by these Terms and Conditions and acknowledge our Privacy Policy.
For any questions or concerns regarding these terms, please contact us directly.
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